About a month ago, shortly after my wife confirmed her pregnancy and started reading up on her foetus’ development inside of her, she suddenly quipped one night that the little life force growing inside of her, if male, will have his scrotum developing on the head and eventually moving down to the front pelvic area … Continue reading By the 2nd trimester, your baby’s balls will move from his head to his crotch?
I find it slightly disturbing that everyone is asking how our wedding preparations are coming along. More disturbing is the shower of concern over my wife’s stress levels whilst contending with planning the wedding and the pregnancy. Why this is all disturbing is because we’re actually not doing very much at the moment. Tomorrow we’re … Continue reading Wedding? What wedding?
My social life is nothing to brag about. In the history of my social life, there have been 4 kinds of people; friends (the people who actually do think of me once in a while), enemies (the people who will have nothing to do with me, or whom I will have nothing to do with), … Continue reading Friends Will Be Friends? or will they?
So the Balestier Food Centre has finally reopened to little fanfare. my wife and I went to check it out earlier this week, and we found it’s being run by the Banquet people (which largely means no pork anything there, though we have yet to verify that). My first impression of the place was laid … Continue reading Vampire Durian Puffs, Anyone?
My wife: “Okay, we’ll take the black one.”
Saleperson: “All right.” – Pause – “Uh, you really want to take the black one? The piano black finish on the speaker bodies are quite hard to take care of. Plus you might have to wait -”
My wife: “Oh, is it sold out?”
Salesperson: “No. It’s just that… put it this way, it is just islandwide out of stock.”
The other day, my wife and I went to Chinatown for dinner and a little walk. She had wanted to get some more inspiration for our wedding and I just wanted to get some dinner. So we went down to the good old hawker centre just off Pagoda Street, and we realised a little trend … Continue reading Christmas in Chinatown
How does anyone of sound mind and body take the phrase “I am Legion, we are many” and translate it to “We are legion, there are many of us, too many to count”? I imagine the pained expression of the actress’s face to be the pain of actually having to say that out loud whilst trying to look convincing.
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Every day, we are faced with choices. What to have for breakfast, what to wear to work, where to go for dinner, whether to just kill the lizard that’s been bugging you and your hamsters in your apartment for the last 5 days, and has just escaped from sitting comfortably in your sofa. Freedom of … Continue reading Slavery of Choice
After about 2 or 3 efforts of concentration, I pushed down the flush button, and subsequently experienced a moment of every visiting house guest’s nightmare.
The toilet won’t flush. Not only that, it was choking; the water was rising up, with a floater threatening to jump at me.
On a very rare slow week, I have been skiving on my lappie at work and suddenly, in an idea almost as whacky as crossdressing for my wedding album, I googled my own name in Google, and here are the relevant results (relevant to my person, I mean).
These have been my mornings for the past few months, particularly after moving into the new apartment. I am sure this list will be added to, as I grow to learn more and more that I am not a morning person.